No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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