Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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