i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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