How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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