By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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