After last night, I could never be a politician.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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