in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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