what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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