we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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