Fuck appropriateness.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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