just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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