She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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