i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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