I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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