im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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