everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize
