if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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