I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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