It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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