I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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