I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Iโm not closing myself off theย to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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