And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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