I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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