i think i have herpe
just one?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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