Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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