Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He better not be in your backpack
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
