3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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