well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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