i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
All I want is dick and wine.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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