Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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