It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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