And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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