I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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