Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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