this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize