i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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