Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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