I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
