Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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