he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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