She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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