She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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