they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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