So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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