Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I have tasted many bathrooms
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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