toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Two words: nipple clamps
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