I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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