I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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