My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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