yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
PANTIES FOUND
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