margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
and you said cock pushups were impossible
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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