how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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