God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Come see our sink grown plant.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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