Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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