Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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