Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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