This girl is more easily done than said...
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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