i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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