I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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