Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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