If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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