I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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